My funny story

We were driving in the car to Walbuams.

"Uno, dos, tres! Uno, dos, tres!" My little sister Marissa shouted.

"It's hot in here, hace color!" My other sister Grace said. "Your nose knows!"

"Not my nose, because it's all clogged up!" I said.

"Your nose is a super smeller!"

Sometimes Grace doesn't stop talking.

"If I didn't have muscles, I couldn't bend my arm. I couldn't wave 'high.'"

"Like this?"Marissa asked

"Nope you're still bend'n em!"

"Does anyone have a tissue?" Grace said.

"Nope, use your sleve." My dad replied.

"You'll need a new shirt!"

"Nope! They dissolve!"

"Where's Dad going, I can't see him!" Grace looking out the window.

"Looks like it's a job for super hand!"

She got unbuckled.

"Oh no! Here he comes!" She got buckled quick.

When Dad got back in the car, Marissa said "Candy bear!

"He's doesn't like to go to the golden pear! You know, the golden pair is right there!"

We got out of the car and Marissa started talking Grace's ear off.

"Can someone turn her off?" Grace asked.

"Hay! I have an itch!" Marissa said itching all over.

"Now I got an itch!" Grace said itching.

"Super toothbrush!" Marissa yelled, pointing at a toothbrush.

"Shh! People want to shop in peace. If you don't be quiet I'll turn you off!"
Grace said.

"I'm making sure we don't lose her." Grace said holding on to Marissa.

"What are you doing?"

"Trying to run away!" Marissa replied.

"Be careful, don't walk into people, and stop being silly!" Grace said.

"Oh! I have an itch!" Marissa said squirming. She smelled the flowers.

"They have green inside them!" Marissa tryed to run away, but Grace held her tight.

"This one doesn't have green in it!"

"That means it's ripe! Now you can eat it!"

"Smelly!" Marissa said smelling more flowers.
"Aye, aye, aye, aye! I just saw A big enormous pedal and my hair went inside my nose!"

We walked out of the store and into the car.

"Buckle the food too!" Marissa said as we drove away. "Bye big puddle with ducks in it!"

"Are you good in class?" Dad asked.

"Yeah! I never sit on the fish!" Marissa said.

"What's your favorite song?" Dad asked.

"Chicken!" Marissa yelled. "Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah!"

"Where'd you get this scratch Dad?" Grace asked.

"Where, where?! I can't see it!" Marissa yelled. "Oh! There it is! I see a finger print!"

"There's no finger print!" Grace said.

"It dissapeared!" Marissa replied. "One foot, two foot, three foot, four foot!"

"There's a peace sign on that rock!" Grace said. Oh My!

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I was getting some crackers from the cabinet.

I took down the box and got out two crackers.

I bit one, and put the other one oon the table where my two sisters were sitting.

I put the box away and turned to eat my crackers, but I found one was missing.

"Where's my-" I started, but then I looked at Grace's stuffed face and guilty smile.

I turned around.

I had a plan.

I took another cracker from the box, and while Grace wasn't looking, I licked it.

"Don't touch it." I said and turned around.

"Grace!" Marissa shouted.

I turned around and saw Grace's hand over the cracker.

"Don't! I licked it!"

"Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!" Grace shreiked, withdrawing her hand.

What a trick!

The End